*President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . *
*He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native
American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S.
Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to
the floor of the Senate. Although President Obama was vague about the
details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about
his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.” *
*At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud
President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the
crowds.. A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to
select the new name they had given to the President. *
*They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of
shit it can no longer fly..*